1 00:00:03,660 --> 00:00:08,000 This is April Benson, general assignment agent of Uncle. 2 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:10,460 Out of headquarters right here in New York City. 3 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:13,860 A former service brat, they call her. 4 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:17,880 Lived here, there, around the world most of her life. 5 00:00:18,340 --> 00:00:20,080 Fluent in a dozen different languages. 6 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:28,040 Intelligent, resourceful. And as you will see, of many faces, I emphasize 7 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:31,120 her remarkable ability to assume different personalities. 8 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:34,300 Magnificent. 9 00:00:34,900 --> 00:00:36,560 Beautiful. So lovely. 10 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:44,260 These film clips that we acquired from many different sources at no 11 00:00:44,260 --> 00:00:49,840 small cost for the sole purpose to identify this young woman so that she 12 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:54,220 be instantly recognizable to each and every member of the syndicate from the 13 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:56,080 executive committee on down the line. 14 00:00:58,980 --> 00:01:00,880 This girl I would like to steal. 15 00:01:02,090 --> 00:01:04,050 She would look so good in my harem. 16 00:01:08,650 --> 00:01:15,090 This girl, April Dancer, is a very real danger to our proposed operation. 17 00:01:16,130 --> 00:01:18,650 She must be found and destroyed. 18 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:22,070 Oh, what a waste. 19 00:01:24,510 --> 00:01:26,550 What an unfortunate waste. 20 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,260 Good boy. 21 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:35,520 Mar? 22 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:39,620 Hello there. 23 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:43,540 Did you come all the way to the airport just to meet little old me? 24 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:46,620 No, I come all the way to the airport to get a sandwich. 25 00:01:48,180 --> 00:01:49,180 How long? 26 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:50,640 Nothing to say. 27 00:01:50,900 --> 00:01:51,900 Can I get a check? 28 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:52,920 Yes. 29 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:53,878 That's fine. 30 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,260 What? Nothing at all? Yes. 31 00:01:59,980 --> 00:02:02,020 Lula, get the car ready. 32 00:02:16,590 --> 00:02:19,050 The two agents from UNCLE here to greet us. 33 00:02:20,350 --> 00:02:21,350 Let's go. 34 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:01,120 celebrate a birthday, would you like to be the one to dispose of them? 35 00:03:01,540 --> 00:03:03,920 Oh, may I, Your Magnus? By all means. 36 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,900 Thank you, Doctor, thank you. Follow them, but not too closely. 37 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,320 Oh, they're sick of us! 38 00:03:13,820 --> 00:03:15,360 Too good, we picked up a tail. 39 00:03:24,380 --> 00:03:25,420 Attention all units! 40 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:26,760 Attention all units! 41 00:03:32,110 --> 00:03:32,689 Bill Gates. 42 00:03:32,690 --> 00:03:33,690 Nice. 43 00:03:34,010 --> 00:03:35,010 Nice. 44 00:05:01,049 --> 00:05:04,650 A change of plans. 45 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:08,130 Executor Hytale. Repeat, Hytale. 46 00:05:40,110 --> 00:05:42,610 Now I gave you a marvelous opportunity. Look what you've done. 47 00:05:42,990 --> 00:05:46,470 I've seen our agents being destroyed on the ground and in the air. Is that the 48 00:05:46,470 --> 00:05:47,470 way you handle things? 49 00:05:47,610 --> 00:05:49,030 We miscalculated slightly, Your Highness. 50 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:52,470 Well, as they say in America, two stacks and you're out, kiddo. 51 00:05:53,290 --> 00:05:56,010 Yes, sir. Now watch the master in action. 52 00:05:57,510 --> 00:05:58,510 Are you ready? 53 00:06:06,050 --> 00:06:07,090 Marvelous, Your Magnificence. 54 00:06:07,510 --> 00:06:08,510 Marvelous. It's done. 55 00:06:09,260 --> 00:06:10,260 Thank you. 56 00:07:10,540 --> 00:07:11,840 Forget him. Forget him. 57 00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:13,860 Get the girl in the car. 58 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:15,560 Get her in the car. 59 00:07:18,420 --> 00:07:20,860 Oh, Ali, don't feel so bad. 60 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:23,900 I'll give you another chance on your next birthday. 61 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:37,320 Ali? 62 00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:39,900 No, thank you. 63 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:42,980 Ali, have you seen one of these? 64 00:07:43,860 --> 00:07:44,860 Anko. 65 00:07:45,980 --> 00:07:47,160 Very ingenious, eh? 66 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,140 Shall we notify your headquarters, Your Magnificence? 67 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:52,140 Oh, no, no, not yet. 68 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:55,600 No, they would only put her to death at once. 69 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,340 Time enough for that later. 70 00:07:57,740 --> 00:08:03,000 For the present, as we are fortunate enough to have such lovely flowers in 71 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,540 hands, why shouldn't I enjoy the fragrance, eh? 72 00:08:10,670 --> 00:08:14,490 Through the haze, I distinctly remember seeing a man, Robert Dimley, I'm afraid. 73 00:08:15,230 --> 00:08:16,230 Victor Dimley? 74 00:08:16,690 --> 00:08:17,690 That's not what you are. 75 00:08:18,230 --> 00:08:20,390 It's very quick now, deep before it. 76 00:08:20,610 --> 00:08:21,610 I'm sure you are. 77 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:25,250 However, I can't see that your sentiment's going to be of much help. 78 00:08:28,210 --> 00:08:29,210 Yes? 79 00:08:29,790 --> 00:08:32,530 Miss Dance, there's frequency coming in, sir, but it's not Miss Dance. 80 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:43,440 Spanish, do you think? 81 00:08:43,659 --> 00:08:44,660 Definitely, sir. 82 00:08:44,780 --> 00:08:46,160 With some sort of overlay. 83 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:48,040 A little sharpness to the continents. 84 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:49,620 What? 85 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:51,240 Eastern? 86 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,080 Moroccan, I think. 87 00:08:53,420 --> 00:08:59,380 Now, if you are listening, my dear friends, as I'm sure you are, I suggest 88 00:08:59,380 --> 00:09:00,740 scratch one agent. 89 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:04,200 The lovely and celebrated Miss Dunson. 90 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:07,840 I'm sorry and all that, but I had to, you know. 91 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:10,300 Over and out. 92 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,980 May I ask what assignment McDonagh's been on? 93 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:22,420 A mentor at the city. 94 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:26,560 Head of an international mafia -like syndicate. 95 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:28,720 Ever heard of him? 96 00:09:29,140 --> 00:09:30,059 Yes, sir. 97 00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:33,300 Miss Dancer's linked him to three gentlemen we've been unable to identify. 98 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:37,840 But certainly with the city manipulating things, your lives will be on a grand 99 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,800 scale. And most unholy. 100 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,480 Also, Miss Dancer reasoned. It looks as if she was right. 101 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,080 Unfortunately, that's the entire sum of our information. 102 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:49,300 Yes, sir. 103 00:09:50,980 --> 00:09:51,980 Are you interested? 104 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:24,020 Your Magnificence. Ah, madame. 105 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:25,680 A new addition. 106 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:29,960 How do you do? 107 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:33,440 I'm sorry, I'm not exactly garden fresh, but then I wasn't really prepared for 108 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:34,440 this trip. 109 00:10:38,140 --> 00:10:43,160 Of course, if I could have my purse. I don't have it. Madame, madame, consider 110 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,160 the lightness. 111 00:10:44,580 --> 00:10:46,460 If your Magnificence approves. 112 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:49,760 The rippling form of a young tigress. 113 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:53,820 May we also not consider this Tigress? 114 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:56,220 Yes. A bit scraggly. 115 00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:58,260 Scraggly? No. 116 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,380 Life, madame, life. 117 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,820 We live in a streamlined age. 118 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,060 Alas, times change. 119 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,060 Such grace. 120 00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:09,200 Under -rippling. 121 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:12,640 Forgive me. I am used to more of a fullness. 122 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:16,020 Something your magnificence can grasp solidly. 123 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:17,260 Enough. 124 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:19,920 You see to it that she's put in order at once. 125 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,200 As you will, Serenity. Wait a minute. 126 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,320 What does he mean, put in order? 127 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:30,120 Just what is exactly out of order? 128 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:31,760 Alas, all. 129 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,420 Infidel. The purifying and the washing. 130 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:40,640 What a task. And then what have we got? A scraggly infidel. 131 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:45,420 Get your hands off the coat now. Go back on the roof. 132 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:49,900 Get me the setting, Napoli. 133 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,040 Dossetti here. 134 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,100 Ah, Dossetti. 135 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,440 Salim. Tutto pronto. 136 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:07,140 Ah, Salim. My good friend. 137 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,640 How was your trip home? 138 00:12:09,220 --> 00:12:10,680 Oh, uneventful. 139 00:12:11,260 --> 00:12:12,260 And yours? 140 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:15,020 Hey, it is always good to return to Napoli. 141 00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:17,640 I always feel so good when I'm here. 142 00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:21,220 Napoli, Napoli, Napoli! 143 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,560 Finish, I go Napoli. Let's get down to business. 144 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:30,540 Hey, Salim, you must learn to mix more pleasure with your business. 145 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:33,680 Are you ready for tonight? 146 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,620 Yes, I'm ready, I'm ready. 147 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:38,340 The machine is working perfectly. 148 00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:40,220 And you? 149 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:43,340 All equipment here is a go -go. 150 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,320 Meteorology says tonight will be perfect for phase A. 151 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:51,560 It's pitch black, moonless, and no wind. 152 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:52,920 Good. 153 00:12:53,610 --> 00:12:58,170 Then we'll depart here at 22 hours. 154 00:12:58,970 --> 00:13:01,490 Look for us over Napoli at midnight. 155 00:13:02,070 --> 00:13:05,010 We will look for you over Napoli at midnight. 156 00:13:06,510 --> 00:13:09,150 Napoli, Napoli, Napoli. 157 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,400 When I was three. 158 00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:27,860 And I don't need any help from anybody. 159 00:13:28,380 --> 00:13:29,380 Then we won't help. 160 00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:31,140 Climb in yourself if you wish. 161 00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:35,060 But I don't wish to take a bath. 162 00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:38,760 You must be purified. It is the custom. 163 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:40,840 Suppose I don't believe in your customs. 164 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,120 What could you do about it then? 165 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:44,760 Purify the infidel. 166 00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:54,690 And this is next to godliness. 167 00:14:00,650 --> 00:14:02,790 There, that's better. 168 00:14:03,270 --> 00:14:04,270 Incredible. 169 00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:08,830 Madame, why this infidel pussycat? 170 00:14:09,050 --> 00:14:13,510 If the master is lonely, here am I. No, I can show him a tigress. 171 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,300 Yes, this Tigris business has gone on too far. 172 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:18,080 You don't want to be loved by the shining sun of the sky? 173 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,480 Oh, well, I never thought of it that way, but no. 174 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:23,720 Is this true? 175 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:25,920 Absolutely, Scout Honor. 176 00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:28,100 It is hard to believe. 177 00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:30,140 Well, we've always been a nonconformist family. 178 00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:31,900 Can you get me out? 179 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:34,640 Maybe. 180 00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:58,000 I use this sometimes when, well, when you're in love. 181 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,540 can wander at will in my palace, eh? 182 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,000 With my aid and my due regard. 183 00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:13,480 Oh, someone is going to pay for this. 184 00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:14,840 All of you, get out of here! 185 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,260 Get out! 186 00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:18,240 Get to work! Out! 187 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:24,240 And you, how did you get here, eh? 188 00:18:36,270 --> 00:18:37,270 Apologies for being here. 189 00:18:37,430 --> 00:18:39,070 Who is to be blamed? The jury guard? 190 00:18:39,690 --> 00:18:40,689 Yes, master. 191 00:18:40,690 --> 00:18:41,690 Boil him in oil. 192 00:18:43,650 --> 00:18:45,070 You can't do that. 193 00:18:45,490 --> 00:18:46,630 No, yes, I can. 194 00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:53,250 He had nothing whatsoever to do with it. Oh, these beautiful tigers of ours has 195 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:54,250 to be punished. 196 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:57,030 She has to be punished. 197 00:18:59,910 --> 00:19:03,630 Tell madame there must be no unsightly bruises. 198 00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:04,870 No, Mark, shut up, then. 199 00:19:05,390 --> 00:19:06,650 Your surveillance eyes. 200 00:19:07,590 --> 00:19:10,810 I will check to see when I return. 201 00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:08,309 How are you? Good? 202 00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:13,170 Very good. Bravo, bravo, bravo. How was your trip? 203 00:20:13,510 --> 00:20:15,290 The flying saucers go good. 204 00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:17,510 Champagne, champagne, hurry up. 205 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:23,910 Salim, not one soul in this village is going to stop running until they drop 206 00:20:23,910 --> 00:20:25,290 from sheer exhaustion. 207 00:20:25,610 --> 00:20:26,610 Good. 208 00:20:28,490 --> 00:20:29,930 Ah, beautiful, 209 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,050 beautiful. 210 00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:35,990 Let me see. 211 00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:42,570 I am so sorry you could not go back with the saucer. But it is most vital we 212 00:20:42,570 --> 00:20:45,090 discuss the final phase of the operation. 213 00:20:46,050 --> 00:20:47,050 Do you mind? 214 00:20:47,390 --> 00:20:53,290 Well, I do have some unfinished business of the palace, but... 215 00:20:53,290 --> 00:20:55,350 Oh, I suppose it can wait. 216 00:20:55,690 --> 00:20:56,930 Good, good. 217 00:20:59,790 --> 00:21:01,250 It's so beautiful. 218 00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:05,670 You know, this fits in perfectly with the manager plan. 219 00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:09,220 Come, let's go discuss the details, eh? Very well. 220 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,520 Andiamo. 221 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000 Morning, sir. 222 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,460 Good morning, Mr. Smith. 223 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,600 Do I understand you found your distinctly dimly face? 224 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:32,920 Yes, sir. 225 00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:35,420 Anything there? 226 00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:39,540 Flying saucer affair. 227 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,240 Uh, the wire third are here, sir. 228 00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:43,120 I'm in Torre del Setti. 229 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:47,300 Credible witness of unidentified flying object. Yeah, not the Setti, sir. The 230 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:48,540 half -face over his shoulder there. 231 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:51,840 You sure it's the right man? 232 00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:53,019 Positive, sir. 233 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,020 Well, almost. 234 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:57,460 It all ties in. The Setti, Miss Darcy's disappearance, now this flying saucer 235 00:21:57,460 --> 00:21:58,460 business. 236 00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:01,680 I mean, we hardly think the men from outer space have landed in a small town 237 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:02,680 Italy. 238 00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:04,220 Do we, sir? 239 00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:07,340 Hardly. No. 240 00:22:29,710 --> 00:22:30,870 Mr. Zazetti, please. 241 00:22:31,530 --> 00:22:32,530 Slate. 242 00:22:32,890 --> 00:22:33,990 Oh, yes, Slate. 243 00:22:34,530 --> 00:22:36,350 You have an appointment with Mr. Zazetti. 244 00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:41,590 Oh, and may I suggest five minutes only? He is worn. 245 00:22:41,910 --> 00:22:46,730 There have been so many newspaper, television, night and day. Such a 246 00:22:47,530 --> 00:22:48,530 Fabulous, isn't it? 247 00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:50,510 This way, please. Thank you. 248 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:02,280 Mr. Dossetti, I'm afraid I'm intruding on your valuable time. 249 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,100 Oh, no, no, that is not so at all. 250 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,440 A drink? 251 00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:07,620 Oh, no, thank you. 252 00:23:08,660 --> 00:23:11,080 I have what you might call a presentiment. 253 00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:12,820 How do you say? 254 00:23:13,140 --> 00:23:14,140 A hunch. 255 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,780 You might be the most interesting journalist we've had so far. 256 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,720 Ali, you will stay in? 257 00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:23,660 Now, what can I tell you about this affair? 258 00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:27,160 Perhaps you have some questions you wish to ask. 259 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,000 Some questions that no one else has asked before. 260 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,900 Have you, Mr. Mark Slate? 261 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,860 Hey, please, put your hands on top of your head, huh? 262 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:45,720 Go, go! 263 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,020 Uh -uh, uh -uh, uh -uh. 264 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:51,060 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 265 00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:56,500 So, Mr. Slate, what do you have to say for yourself? 266 00:24:09,190 --> 00:24:10,210 Good morning. 267 00:24:11,710 --> 00:24:12,930 Oh, you're magnificent. 268 00:24:13,550 --> 00:24:14,570 Ah, madame. 269 00:24:14,850 --> 00:24:16,330 Her liveness is being ready. 270 00:24:16,710 --> 00:24:18,290 Not damaged, I hope. 271 00:24:18,550 --> 00:24:20,650 Your serenity will find no mark. 272 00:24:20,870 --> 00:24:21,870 Search as you will. 273 00:24:22,030 --> 00:24:23,350 Oh, I intend to. 274 00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:24,830 Thoroughly. 275 00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:27,050 Our garden grows. 276 00:24:27,820 --> 00:24:29,380 This one will be boiled in oil. 277 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:34,400 Oh, come on. 278 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:35,960 Oil. 279 00:24:36,340 --> 00:24:37,340 Boiled. 280 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,120 No, no, no, no, no, no. This won't do. This won't do at all. 281 00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:44,780 I'm prepared to be quite reasonable. I'm an extremely patient man. 282 00:24:45,020 --> 00:24:48,180 And I can understand how it's possible to lose control of oneself in the middle 283 00:24:48,180 --> 00:24:51,820 of all this hubbub. But my dear fellow, you must pull yourself together and face 284 00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:53,340 reality no matter how painful. 285 00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:55,780 I'd hate to see you lose your head entirely. 286 00:24:56,020 --> 00:24:57,020 Literally, that is. 287 00:24:57,470 --> 00:24:58,790 That's very considerate of you. 288 00:24:59,310 --> 00:25:00,310 Thank you. 289 00:25:00,850 --> 00:25:06,230 And let me remind you, Uncle is aware of your identity and of how to find you. 290 00:25:06,310 --> 00:25:08,270 What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? 291 00:25:08,670 --> 00:25:11,470 After this length of time without a word from me, I think it's extremely 292 00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:14,750 reasonable to assume that at least a hundred Uncle combat missions are on 293 00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:15,569 way here. 294 00:25:15,570 --> 00:25:16,570 Really? 295 00:25:16,690 --> 00:25:21,750 Undoubtedly. So should any mischief befall either myself or Miss April 296 00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:23,410 You're a friend of the scraggly infidel. 297 00:25:24,050 --> 00:25:26,590 Aha! So Miss Dancer is here, I repeat. 298 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:31,100 Should anything untoward happen to that girl, I will hold you strictly 299 00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:32,100 responsible. 300 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,220 On the other hand, if you're interested in my protection, there are one or two 301 00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:38,220 conditions. 302 00:25:38,660 --> 00:25:39,660 Yes? 303 00:25:39,940 --> 00:25:43,480 Firstly, transportation, first -class transportation to New York, not by 304 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:44,480 post, if you don't mind. 305 00:25:44,740 --> 00:25:47,060 Secondly, I'd like you to show me the way out of here immediately. 306 00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:48,860 Oh, that would be a pleasure. 307 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:50,720 Step this way. 308 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,020 Take him away. He's mad. 309 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:57,940 He's absolutely mad. 310 00:26:41,420 --> 00:26:42,420 Hi there. 311 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:49,760 You don't know me, but I've been admiring you from afar. 312 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,160 Yes, you definitely have talent. 313 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:58,240 Mars, just as you are, I wouldn't change a thing. 314 00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:00,520 Absolutely perfect. 315 00:27:04,980 --> 00:27:07,040 Have you ever considered the big time? 316 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:08,920 I'll bet. 317 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:14,620 Then in New York City alone, there are at least 5 ,322 hotels that would be 318 00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:16,260 dying to have you stand out front. 319 00:27:21,380 --> 00:27:27,860 Oh, well, if you should ever change your mind, don't call us. 320 00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:29,340 We'll call you. 321 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:35,540 Hello. Would you like to play a quaint American game? 322 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,000 Of course. 323 00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:42,940 Please forage hot foot. Please forage cold foot. Please forage in the pot. 324 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:26,759 Dosetti has arrived. 325 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,600 Find them and stop Dosetti. 326 00:28:28,820 --> 00:28:31,380 He must not know April Dancer is here. Hurry! 327 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,280 Go! Go! 328 00:28:47,540 --> 00:28:48,540 What's this? 329 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,560 The chap at school would never believe this. Never. 330 00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:54,560 We must get out of here quickly. 331 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,520 Well, hang on a minute. This is as good a place to hide as any. But Salim's 332 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,140 guards will search this place thoroughly. 333 00:28:59,580 --> 00:29:00,580 Don't blame them, dear. 334 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,060 This way, there's a secret door to escape. 335 00:29:03,340 --> 00:29:06,520 Leave here, I suppose, so I don't need to shake it. Harry, it will be too late. 336 00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:07,900 It is too late. 337 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:09,440 Hold it. 338 00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:10,540 Don't you come near me. 339 00:29:11,140 --> 00:29:12,140 No, no, no. 340 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:15,020 It's the light. 341 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,820 The way it seems to bathe you in a soft glow of loveliness. 342 00:29:20,980 --> 00:29:21,980 Your hair. 343 00:29:24,010 --> 00:29:27,150 Sparkles. Almost as if you were wearing a diamond tiara. 344 00:29:28,530 --> 00:29:30,290 I'm mistaken. It is a tiara. 345 00:29:31,350 --> 00:29:33,670 Well, I haven't got any tiara. 346 00:29:34,350 --> 00:29:35,730 It's just my hair sparkling. 347 00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:39,150 It's just her hair sparkling. 348 00:29:41,190 --> 00:29:42,190 Beautiful. 349 00:29:43,730 --> 00:29:45,010 You ought to be in pictures. 350 00:29:46,290 --> 00:29:48,130 But then I suppose everyone tells you that. 351 00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:49,370 No, not everybody. 352 00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:52,390 It's a shame. So much beauty going to waste. 353 00:29:52,650 --> 00:29:55,960 Look. I have a few connections in the motion picture industry in England and 354 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:56,960 America. 355 00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:58,960 But then, of course, you wouldn't be interested. 356 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,419 I'm interested. 357 00:30:00,420 --> 00:30:01,420 I'm interested. 358 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,920 If only I could get away from here. 359 00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:06,100 Just the two of us. 360 00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:07,680 There must be a way. 361 00:30:08,860 --> 00:30:10,120 There's no way out. 362 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,620 There goes Stardom up the spout. 363 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:17,260 Well, there's no way out. Not this minute, but perhaps later. 364 00:30:17,780 --> 00:30:20,940 Now, let's talk some more about me in Hollywood. 365 00:30:33,420 --> 00:30:34,420 Channel D, please. 366 00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:37,460 Oh, Mr. Wesley. 367 00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:40,100 Oh, excuse me. I felt I should check in, sir. 368 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,800 Why, I'm in a harem, sir. 369 00:30:43,340 --> 00:30:46,100 Well, where exactly is this harem? 370 00:30:46,540 --> 00:30:50,460 Um, well, I'm not sure, sir. Not exactly. 371 00:30:50,860 --> 00:30:51,860 Not exactly? 372 00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:53,180 Why not exactly, Mr. 373 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:54,400 Slade? 374 00:30:54,580 --> 00:30:56,240 Um, I came here by trunk, sir. 375 00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:57,540 By trunk, you say? 376 00:30:58,500 --> 00:30:59,620 I'm afraid so, yes, sir. 377 00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:01,680 Yes, yes, yes. We'll get to the point. 378 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:06,450 Um... I did hear mention of the Shat, sir, which can only be the river Chateau 379 00:31:06,450 --> 00:31:07,450 Faillis. 380 00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:09,510 Yes, sir, that's right, Tunisian Gulf. 381 00:31:10,830 --> 00:31:14,370 We landed, I think, at a private airport, sir, not far from the palace. 382 00:31:14,830 --> 00:31:18,050 Oh, and, uh, oh, uh, dimly distinct, sir. 383 00:31:18,350 --> 00:31:20,750 I turn out to be right about him. He loads straight from his dance, sir. 384 00:31:22,010 --> 00:31:25,610 And the set is in the flying saucer business up to his teapot, sir. So what 385 00:31:25,610 --> 00:31:27,070 that's about, I have no idea. 386 00:31:27,590 --> 00:31:30,650 Oh, they're trying to create a climate of panic, of course. 387 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,080 That's it. Create a panic, then strike. 388 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,020 Yes, but strike just where? 389 00:31:37,260 --> 00:31:38,260 And to what purpose? 390 00:31:39,380 --> 00:31:41,180 Well, that's for you to discover. 391 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:42,500 You and Miss Dancer. 392 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,120 There are a few difficulties, sir. 393 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:46,640 Oh, rubbish, rubbish. 394 00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:49,460 I'll get back to you. I shan't move, sir. 395 00:31:50,220 --> 00:31:51,220 Give me NATO command. 396 00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:52,980 Mediterranean. 397 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:54,320 Air search commander. 398 00:32:09,770 --> 00:32:10,770 of Kuwait. 399 00:32:10,870 --> 00:32:12,670 Here are the state apartments. 400 00:32:13,170 --> 00:32:16,350 Now, here is the corner where the sources are. 401 00:32:16,550 --> 00:32:21,730 During the panic that will follow, our combat unit will move into here, the 402 00:32:21,730 --> 00:32:22,569 palace center. 403 00:32:22,570 --> 00:32:26,410 And so, to the treasury and to the strong rooms. 404 00:32:27,430 --> 00:32:32,870 Piled from floor to ceiling with bars of gold bullion. 405 00:32:35,110 --> 00:32:36,210 Any gentleman? 406 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:41,540 I want you to know this is the greatest treasure of gold in one location in all 407 00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:42,600 of Europe and Asia. 408 00:32:43,020 --> 00:32:44,480 And I was there. 409 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:51,360 Now, gentlemen, before I show you another map in greater detail, let us 410 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,540 all the action. 411 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,680 The palace entrance. 412 00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:57,980 The state apartment. 413 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,800 The treasury. 414 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:03,360 The strong rooms. 415 00:33:03,620 --> 00:33:04,620 The gold. 416 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,420 infiltrated my own palace. 417 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:20,880 Let's go. Wait. 418 00:33:21,660 --> 00:33:23,580 First we must find out how she's come here. 419 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,820 And then what information Uncle has. 420 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:31,080 I assume you have various devices to make the young lady talk, huh? 421 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,100 Oh, yes, of course. 422 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,960 And this time we won't worry about the bruises. 423 00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:38,980 Bring her. 424 00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:54,240 you would have stayed hidden in my harrow. 425 00:33:54,580 --> 00:33:56,360 All of this could have been avoided. 426 00:33:58,020 --> 00:34:03,180 Tell me, is this some sort of purifying process? 427 00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:06,780 No. Not quite, my dear. 428 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,060 No, not quite the same thing. 429 00:34:09,780 --> 00:34:10,860 This is oil. 430 00:34:12,679 --> 00:34:13,679 Boiling oil. 431 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,659 Very pretty and very deadly. 432 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:25,050 Now, they tell me in America... You have a delicacy called French fries. 433 00:34:25,929 --> 00:34:30,030 Well, you see, here in our country, we too prepare certain things in the same 434 00:34:30,030 --> 00:34:35,830 manner. Only we call them Moroccan crisps. 435 00:34:36,810 --> 00:34:37,810 Appetizing, isn't it? 436 00:34:38,389 --> 00:34:39,969 Moroccan crisps. 437 00:34:40,690 --> 00:34:41,690 Not very. 438 00:34:42,409 --> 00:34:44,790 Well, each to his own taste. 439 00:34:45,570 --> 00:34:50,040 Now, personally, I would rather not see you turn into a Moroccan. and delicacy. 440 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,880 But of course, that's for you to decide. 441 00:34:53,659 --> 00:34:56,000 Ah! Amico Dossetti! 442 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,320 Are we ready? 443 00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,880 At your convenience. 444 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:03,460 She is unfortunately all yours. 445 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:09,400 Now, Miss Danson, you want to tell us about Uncle? 446 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:57,880 I hate to see a lovely girl die. 447 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,080 Why don't you join the syndicate and become one of us, huh? 448 00:36:21,130 --> 00:36:22,130 French Friday, Pooh. 449 00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:25,850 Unless she tells all she knows about Uncle? 450 00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:27,310 How do we get there? 451 00:36:30,610 --> 00:36:32,210 Well, Miss Van... 452 00:36:32,210 --> 00:36:40,790 Plane. 453 00:36:42,010 --> 00:36:43,730 What would they be doing over this area? 454 00:36:45,350 --> 00:36:46,570 Reconnaissance planes from Uncle. 455 00:36:46,930 --> 00:36:49,070 People see by the saucer. I got control room. 456 00:37:02,730 --> 00:37:03,730 There must be jets. 457 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:03,720 This ship must be moved immediately. 458 00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:05,460 Oh, we'll take off immediately, Master. 459 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,900 All right. And you, take that silly mask off and get to work. 460 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,740 You, come with me. 461 00:39:19,150 --> 00:39:20,150 Quick, quick. 462 00:39:25,770 --> 00:39:26,930 Mark. Yes? 463 00:39:27,150 --> 00:39:28,770 You were RAF. Why? 464 00:39:28,990 --> 00:39:30,410 Because we're flying. 465 00:39:31,050 --> 00:39:32,050 Don't fly. 466 00:39:34,550 --> 00:39:35,550 Get rid of him. 467 00:39:41,190 --> 00:39:42,190 Well? 468 00:39:44,790 --> 00:39:46,650 Comprehensive as my experience has been. 469 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:48,440 No saucers. 470 00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:50,300 Oh, good. 471 00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:54,780 No, you look for parachutes. I'll go downstairs and look for foreign bodies. 472 00:39:55,220 --> 00:39:56,220 Good girl. 473 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,520 Mark's late. 474 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,640 You fly it fine. 475 00:40:55,470 --> 00:40:56,990 Intercept leader to flying object. 476 00:40:57,250 --> 00:40:58,910 Intercept leader to flying object. 477 00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:00,190 Over. 478 00:41:05,210 --> 00:41:06,210 Wait a minute. 479 00:41:08,850 --> 00:41:09,850 Mike. 480 00:41:10,690 --> 00:41:14,130 This is intercept leader to flying object. Please identify. 481 00:41:16,490 --> 00:41:19,610 Repeat. Please identify. We're friendly. 482 00:41:21,610 --> 00:41:22,970 We're extremely friendly. 483 00:41:27,550 --> 00:41:28,550 Friendly. 484 00:41:33,710 --> 00:41:36,290 Attention, flying object. You will land immediately. 485 00:41:36,970 --> 00:41:37,970 Land, he said. 486 00:41:41,850 --> 00:41:43,050 I think I found it. 487 00:41:44,850 --> 00:41:45,950 I can't get it. 488 00:43:26,990 --> 00:43:27,990 and get into a parachute. 489 00:45:55,220 --> 00:45:57,800 If you don't like my driving, why don't you get out and walk?